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		<title>Love the way you lie</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/08/26/love-the-way-you-lie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2:15 &#8211; &#8220;I so bored with these games that we&#8217;re playin&#8217;, I guess that&#8217;s why they call it board games!&#8221; &#8211; HAHAHA]]></description>
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<p>2:15 &#8211; &#8220;I so bored with these games that we&#8217;re playin&#8217;, I guess that&#8217;s why they call it board games!&#8221; &#8211; HAHAHA</p>
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		<title>Super Hot Pole Dancing</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/08/19/super-hot-pole-dancing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 04:40:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If strippers did tricks like this, I would definitely go to the clubs more often!]]></description>
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<p>If strippers did tricks like this, I would definitely go to the clubs more often!</p>
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		<title>F*ck Yo Couch!</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/08/11/fck-yo-couch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 05:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is Spider-Man Asian?</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/08/11/is-spider-man-asian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:59:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dude&#8230;abort, abort</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Ice Cream Paint Job</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/08/11/ice-cream-paint-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 04:48:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Amber Lamps</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/02/25/amber-lamps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I used to love Legos&#8230;) So this is about a week old news, but it&#8217;s new to me! So the story is that this 67 year old man (from Chicago, I might add) on the AC Transit Bus Line was talking about going to his mothers funeral and getting his &#8220;Stacy Adams Shoes&#8221; shined. He [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">(I used to love Legos&#8230;)</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So this is about a week old news, but it&#8217;s new to me!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So the story is that this 67 year old man (from Chicago, I might add) on the AC Transit Bus Line was talking about going to his mothers funeral and getting his &#8220;<a title="Stacy Adams Shoes" href="http://www.stacyadams.com/shop-sa/index.ep" target="_blank">Stacy Adams Shoes</a>&#8221; shined.   He said something to the effect of him borrowing the shoes from his brother or his brother was going to shine them.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So then the other guy just heard &#8220;brother shining shoes&#8221; and he flipped!  So the old guy started making fun of him and asked him how much he wanted for him to spit shine his shoes.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Just watch the video.  The Amber Lamps part is at the end.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Here is David Spates, a Youtuber, doing a play by play on the video.  I thought he was pretty funny&#8230;</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Here is the uncut version of the whole controversy.</p>
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<p style="text-align: left;">Here is Joe Rogan making of him at UFC.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Sorry :(</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/02/23/im-sorry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has to be the funniest &#8220;I&#8217;m Sorry&#8221; card ever!  Too bad I&#8217;ll never have to use it, right Ky&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This has to be the funniest &#8220;I&#8217;m Sorry&#8221; card ever!  Too bad I&#8217;ll never have to use it, right Ky&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Benny the Bull (Single Ladies)</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/02/21/benny-the-bull-single-ladies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 05:35:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s Benny the Bull doing the single ladies dance in front of Jay-Z and Diddy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">Here&#8217;s Benny the Bull doing the single ladies dance in front of Jay-Z and Diddy.<br />
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		<title>Asian Guys (Owl City &#8211; Fireflies Parody)</title>
		<link>http://oliver-tan.com/blog/2010/02/10/asian-guys-owl-city-fireflies-parody/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Oliver Tan</dc:creator>
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